Time for Sunday Funnies
Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain are all on a plane flying to the next stumping ground.
Without missing a beat, Clinton says, “I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people very happy.”
Not to be outdone, McCain chimes in, “I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
The pilot sighs with disgust, turns to his co-pilot and says, “I could throw those three idiots out the window and make 300,000,000 people very happy!”
Hattip above to Life at the Foot of the Stairs
Meanwhile before the press could report the breaking news of their fall??? from the plane……the people speculated on the latest news:
John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda’s endorsement-then promptly did an about face and went over to Obama.
To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam
NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama
Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy
Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama’s new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment
Obama’s speech calls for change in stereotyping “the typical White person”
Hillary distances self from Rush Limbaugh but not from his Operation Chaos: “I can no more disown him than I can disown the crossover Republican voters”
Rhett Butler Clinton and Scarlet O’Clinton’s house in ruins. Plantation empty. New supply of undocumented workers expected soon
Al Gore’s children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday
Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush
Oh Rhett, what will I do?
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a da*n!
here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34iCcGw8N6Q